I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
(Source: poyzn)
why must we play god
This is what being Moffat and Gatiss must feel like.
My friends better take notice. We are going to play this.
(Source: bookworm-goddess)
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
i
im sorry
NEVER. APOLOGIZE. FOR ART.
OMG, I just laughed so loudly I woke up my baby nephew! Damn you!
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
for once joffrey has the right idea and we ignore him