can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
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Because this keeps coming up.
You are the perfect size, shape, gender, and sexuality to cosplay that character you love.
I’m not saying you are NEARLY the perfect size, shape, gender and sexuality to play that character you love.
I am saying you are the EXACTLY CORRECT AND PERFECT size, shape, gender and sexuality to cosplay that character you love.
I know this because that character and I are friends and they TOLD me. It was at a Ben And Jerry’s, over milkshakes. They QUITE SPECIFICALLY SAID that they wished you would cosplay them because the match was so perfect.
They said naysayers can go **** themselves.
PS. Good milkshakes, B&J!
I read the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy so you don’t have to
So these Fifty Shades of Grey books came out and they became these huge bestsellers and I could tell that my friends desperately wanted to read it but NOT read it also, you know what I mean? So I thought, hey, I like reading. I like fanfiction. I love NC17 fanfiction. And I love sex. Having sex, watching sex, reading sex, sex is just great. And BDSM really gets me going. So I volunteered to read all three books and tweet about them so everyone would know what was going on.
I didn’t realize I would get slight post traumatic stress from it. I didn’t realize I would spend hours sobbing over how dreadful it was. I didn’t realize that i feel tense and angry every time I heard the word ‘blip’. I didn’t realize that, TO THIS DAY, I still think of those books every time I pee. EVERY TIME.
Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.
calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how
Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.
Moreover, men get called pigs for disgusting behavior, whereas women are called chicks, birds, and vixens simply for being women.
SWEATS LIKE WILL GRAHAM
HAS MORE PETS THAN WILL GRAHAM
NO ONE OUTLINES MORE CHALK SILHOUETTES THAN WILL GRAHAM
"I USE ANTLERS IN ALL MY INVESTIGATING"
OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM
NO ONE DREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM
CHOKES BACK SCREAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM
NO ONE’S COMING APART AT THE SEAMS LIKE WILL GRAHAM
"I’M ESPECIALLY GOOD AT HALLUCINATING"
OH WHAT A GUY WILL GRAHAM
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god